How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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