so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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