Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Your cock deserves a montage
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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