Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
