their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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