Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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