just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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