nut hugger
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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