apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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