I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I would ride that face into the sunset
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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