is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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