ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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