so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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