Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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go home
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
