Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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