apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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