Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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