The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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