i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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