six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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