Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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