history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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