Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!