I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.