Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.