You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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