wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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