Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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