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Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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