Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
