your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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