one might say we're banned from that church
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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