I wish I only lived at night.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Text me some of your sweat
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
