Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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