we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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