Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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