I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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