Whoa Z and x make the same sound
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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