if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I love having hate sex.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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