it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just sucked dick on a ferry
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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