So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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