Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
