i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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