just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
God, I missed his penis.
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