I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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