I think I am morally bankrupt
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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