haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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