one two three fourrrrnication!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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