i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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