cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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