So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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