I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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