I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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