Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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