Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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