love makes seman taste better
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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