Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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